"The Red Neck Threat Level".

Some of y'all will remember when Manny was flying as a gunner with the Scouts, was wounded and medically evacuated back to the States. Well, he's still alive and kickin' and takin' part in lots of email information. I have to give him credit for today's inspiration as his morning email discussed the different Threat Levels in England, France, Spain, Germany and Australia .

From that, the Red Neck Threat Level was born.

Some of the boys from Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Oklahoma and Arkansas are wantin' everybody to know how to listen for key words they might hear during certain conversations that go on at the Bar B Que place, so here are some examples of key phrases that precede a mobilization of the Red Neck Regiment:

1.   Y'all got them Pit Bulls ready?
2.   I don't want y'all to get too excited but you prolly need to make another run for ammo.
3.   Anybody got an ole lady that has a recipe for Terrorist Mountain Oysters?
4.   Walmart has a sale on Outers Bore Clean, Odorless Solvent.
5.   Y'all remember that movie where they said: "Badges, We don't need no badges"?
6.   I want everybody here to know that Justin has a new reloadin' rig.
7.   How many of y'all bought the same kinda scope that Chance has on his rifle?
8.   Any of y'all seen that new lazer beam deal that goes on the top rail?
9.   Anybody got some spare pigs on their spread?
10. All of y'all with military experience handlin' napalm, please raise your hands.
11. I want ya'll to know that the Terrorist Mountain Oysters are for the pigs.
12. I've had just about all this shit I'mma take.
13. Y'all better keep your donkeys in the pen for a few days.
14. Cade said it's okay for kids over 10 to come with us.
15. Vic's manure spreader can now shoot sideways.
16. I want y'all to know that you don't need a license to hunt 'em.
17. The new potato gun uses compressed air instead of hair spray.
18. I'd like to thank Julie and Tabitha for comin' up with the recipe on them Mountain Oysters.
19. Mikey and Sharon donated a truckload of broken glass for them home made potato gun rounds.
20. Greg has a buddy in Louisiana that is willin' to loan us the alligators..

That concludes the top 20 things I've heard. There may be lots more but from this, you ought to get the main idea of how to recognize the key words that leads to one of those mobilization things.