Body Count

I have been disappointed in the news media lately and I don't think they've done a good job pointing out the futility of ISIS declaring war on us. I've written a ton of posts about "The war of attrition" and tried my best to point out the death toll of our enemies compared to the number of our forces killed in action. For the most part, I focused on World War II and the Vietnam War. In one post I spent a lot of time on the Paris Peace Accords and the Article that stated "A cessation of hostility and withdrawal of troops". In any consideration, that is a win. I also focused on the 93 rd congress and the War Powers Resolution. There is no doubt in my mind that the Congress caused the fall of South Vietnam, not our military.

The military channel had done a terrific job in pointing out the futility of Hitler's dream to conquer the world and kill all the Jews. Their "Empire of Evil" series has been most informative. Apparently, the Gruntlicks don't watch too much television because, if they did, even they would figure it out.

I have to give Yamamoto credit for saying" Behind of blade of grass there is a gun". We didn't even have tv back then but he was smart enough to know that you better not invade America because you will get your ass handed to you. Before it was all over, Ole Bombs Away Lemay was killing them by the tens of thousands. I assume the Gruntlicks missed World History 101.

Now, the point I want to make about my frustration is this: Even though we had a lot of men killed at Pearl Harbor, the Japs lost a bazillion people after that. Now, even though we are way past 911, there is a new methodology in their madness. Most recently, we've had Chattanooga. Before that there was Garland, Texas where the score was Texans 2, Gruntlicks 0.

:Despite that, one of the things the Feds said after Chattanooga had to do with their efforts to insure there were no Vigalante groups forming to take their revenge.  I'm not sure why they wouldn't want that because it seems to me that it would be the best bang for the buck. No law enforcement guys getting killed, no payroll wasted, no ammo consumed and no officers arrested for killing those poor Gruntlicks.

If you look closely at the Google definition of Vigilante and plug in the results of them fighting during the Revolutionary War, one might see how wonderful they were. I do.

In any event, I think it's time to have a really nice body count. Maybe it could happen on the border where so many prayer rugs have been found or maybe in one of their Military Operations, Strategies, Quartermaster, Uniforms and Equipment buildings. Read the capital letters only to see what that spells.

In any event, be prepared to act like our Militia did in the 1700s. Times a waistin'.

Fears of a Father

I never thought that I would be fearful of the thought of Tim Jr. going to drill week end at the Navy. Well, that's exactly what happened to me. I never had a concern when he served in Desert Storm and Enduring Freedom because, as a veteran, I knew about his duty station on board an aircraft carrier and how remote it was that he might be hurt in combat. They have more escort ships and defensive weapons than you might imagine and I knew that only a fool would try to take them on.

Now, with him safely home, why in the hell would I be concerned about his safety when he reports for drill week ends every month? Well, the answer is quite simple. It has to do with immigration. The way I see it, "no Gruntlicks, no Gruntlick problems". I know the liberals will roll over with that statement but typically, they don't have a dog in that hunt anyway.

Remember the saying: "The Good Old Days". How about, "IF it ain't broke, don't fix it". Those are so common place in our society even political correctness can't screw those up.

I was watching an old Audie Murphy cowboy movie yesterday and at the end of the movie, when all the bad guys had been shot, he said: "There are a lot of tools needed to clear the West but I never thought how important this one would be". With that, he held up his six shooter.

For some reason, the report on tv news that informed us that investigators were doing everything within their power to insure that Vigilantes weren't forming to take vengeance on the local Gruntlicks, really got my attention. Later on, that's when I watched Audie Murphy kill the bad guys and call his gun a TOOL. I liked it. Right after that, the Governor of the State of Louisiana announced that OUR National Guard would be armed. I wanted to announce that the Vigilante group already is armed but I figured I would leave that alone.

In any event, this is Louisiana and we don't take no shit. After all, we live next door to Texas and they, for sure, don't take any. We almost HAVE TO feed em to the gators just to keep up with the Texas boys and girls who, as I understand it, either feed them to the pigs or kill them with rounds that have been dipped in pig blood.

I  hope ya'll feel better now. After jotting this down, I do. Have a nice week and be sure to keep your powder dry.

Relief from Chatanooga

As I was watching the coverage of the shooting at the NOSC in Chatanooga, I began to have a sense of concern about my own son who works at the NOSC down here. Then, as I continued to hear the report from the FBI agent who was being interviewed on tv, I heard him use a word that gave me a warm, fuzzy feeling.

He said they were wanting to insure that no Vigilante group  or groups were being formed to respond to or take vengeance upon the Gruntlicks in the area. It has been a long time since I've heard that word and I decided to take a look at it's definition so I went to google and took a look. You might want to do the same.

It reminded me of the days during the American Revolution when we neither had a government nor an Army. As I thought about the first Boston Masacre, it pissed me off that I even described it as "The First". As I thought about it, I concluded that the "Militia" eventually took such a large toll on the enemy troops that were trying to kill us all, I began to view them as Vigalantes.

In any event, it's been a while since I've been on here and I just wanted to share a thought with you that might help you see that you are not without help. Your neighbors and friends probably own more guns than one would imagine. These punks haven't seen the kind of thing that Yamamoto knew about before Pearl Harbor. YES, we have a gun behind every blade of grass and more than likely, we're going to shove it up your ass and pull the trigger.

Ya'll rest easy now, ya heah!

Uncle Sam 2 Gruntlicks 0

I've been wanting to say a thing or two about this attack in Garland, Texas.

I've had a difficult time trying to come up with a phrase to describe my feelings but when I walked to my coffee maker, I saw a plaque that Steve Dupuy gave me when I was in chemo and radiation. It says: "Find the Wonderful in Today". I knew how I felt about the two dead Gruntlicks and to say it was Wonderful is an understatement. I won't claim that it was as good as seeing a disemboweled Viet Cong that was killed while attacking one of our Firebases but it was good as it can get under today's circumstances. (Craig, do you remember that one?).

In any event, I stayed glued to the television and watched as many reports as I could about it. That's when I heard one on CNN. I was going back and forth between them and Fox to see the difference and I found a big one. CNN had a Gruntlick on there that described himself quite differently than other ethnic groups do. We hear descriptions like African American, Mexican American, Irish Americans all the time. This time, Gruntlick described his group as American Muslims. He put American first and it struck me as totally different than all the other groups. Watch out for that one.

I certainly don't expect to see newspaper headlines that say "Gruntlicks commit suicide by Stupid", but that's surely what it should have explained. They tweeted their intentions before they showed up and they were already on the shit list. How stupid can you be?

While writing this, another phrase comes to mind. I don't remember if it was Arlo Guthrie or Bob Dylan but some protest song had the words: "Father Stabbers and Mother Rapers" in it. If there wasn't some kind of connection there, why would I have thought that in the first place? Now that ISIS has promised more attacks on our soil, I guess we better go ahead and get the pig blood ready. That's gonna be a hard one so maybe bacon or pork chops would be a suitable substitute. I'll ask my people.

Regardless of all these things and the media's refusal to make print with words I would like to use, I don't see the attack as a "shocker". I didn't know the cartoon thing was scheduled but the way I see it, anybody who did would have expected a response from the Gruntlicks.

That brings on another idea. You know how those Texas boys are. They buy Deer Scent which is a thing that the hunters put out when deer season opens. Maybe we could announce cartoon things all over the country and just wait for the Gruntlicks to show up. We wouldn't even have to pay the $10,000.00 for security. We could sell raffle tickets and the guys that win could show up with their own ammo and it wouldn't cost all that money. See there! We may have come up with a cottage industry. Gruntlick Season. Proceeds would go to resupply ammo and the balance could be donated to favorite charities from the winners. Now, ain't that wonderful.

So, if you've been down in the dumps about the attack, don't be. We won, they lost and now we know to be more and more prepared. Anybody know where we can get some raffle tickets?

It's not Bullies, it's Idiots.

This ISIS deal doesn't make any sense. History has proven that the world will kick your ass every single time you do stupid stuff like they do. The Crusades weren't nasty ole Christians  or Catholics picking on Saladin's people. They were fighting like crazy to undo the same kind of things that ISIS is doing now.

Let's think about the Roman Empire for a second. The way I see it, Christians or Catholics kicked their asses. Want proof? We still have the Vatican and we kicked everybody's ass from the Roman Emperors all the way to Benito Mussolini. It would seem to me that even dumb asses would conclude that messin' with those Yankees isn't a very smart thing to do.

The largest, most powerful nation in the world took us to task and did so before we even had a Country or an Army. Whether you call that the American Revolution or not, is no big deal. It's Americans being fed up to the point where they shot every red coat on sight. To me, more than anything, that's an indication that you shouldn't mess around with Americans. Above all, you shouldn't mess around with Country boys or Americans that own guns and whatever you do, you better stay your ass out of Texas and Louisiana. My people from Texas will make you wish you were dead and these Louisiana Coon Asses will feed you to the gators or let the ants eat you.

If you think back to 911 and move forward to today, you'll see lots of indicators. They're already here. The Boston Marathon bombing and the beheading in Oklahoma are some. That Nadal Hassan target is another.

I volunteered to go to Ft. Hood and replace the boys on the firing squad. I even suggested that they send an email to them with instructions to take the old ladies and kids on a picnic while I did their work. They looked at me like I was nuts.

Out of respect for the environmentalists and their fear that the gun powder would pollute the air, I told them that I won the Jim Bowie knife in the sales contest and I would go down there and slice his no good, murderin' ass from ear to ear. As I explained that to the counselor I heard Tim Jr in the background as he said: "Oh, shit".

I guess he already knew that my comments would result in a trip to the Chief of Staff of Psychiatry. When Dr, Barnes said "Welcome to the Mental Health Clinic", I was thinking that somebody was finally going to listen to me instead of me having to listen to them. It doesn't work that way. You have to play by their rules, not mine. Be advised that after 5 years in the mental health clinic, the rules haven't changed. I'm talking about their rules, not mine.

When the beheading took place in Oklahoma, the media said there was FEAR that reprisals would be taken against the Mosque where the radicalization took place. I don't know where that journalist studied but where ever it was, they should have taught him to use OPPORTUNITY in stead of FEAR.

The reason I'm writing this today has to do with a report that came from the Dupester. He just returned from a week long trout fishing trip. I won't mention where but I will say that it was close to a hydroelectric dam. Sometime after 10 p.m., long after the park had closed for the night, a van pulled into the camping area and parked. A rag head got out and made his way to the dam. No boat, no fishing rod, no nothing.

Dupe was asleep but Howard, a combat veteran, took action. He decided NOT to wake up Steve. That was a good decision in my opinion. I'm still working on his anger issues but I'm not finished yet. Dupe told me that he would have poured diesel fuel around the van and set it on fire. I liked that idea but figured it was a little untimely. There will be a time when that's appropriate, just not now.

In any event, the phone calls were made and before it was all over, everybody from Homeland Security to the game warden showed up. That included the Sheriff's Department and an APB (All Points Bulletin) was put out and that ended the event for the fishing party and everybody left to come home.

The point I want to make here has to do with the type of people we're dealing with, the current rules of engagement and the fact that they are already here and active. Sooner, rather than later, some Bonehead is gonna screw up and the rules of engagement won't be worth a dime. It will be KEBOS. That's "Kill Every Bastard On Sight". Bullies learn that rule but Idiots never do. Be patient. It's coming.

I have to report this to the Mental Health Counselor and I'll be sure and let you know how that little visit comes out. They've gotten to a point where they can't wait for my weekly visit. At this point, I've not had to be locked up so I must be doing something right. More later. Thanks for the ear.

Tim

Criminal Investigation of Butt Head

My email blew up a few days ago. I was on the front page of the Shreveport Times and from that, I had tons of text messages, phone calls and emails. They told my story about the experiences I had at the VA. I think I was the 101st Veteran they interviewed. In any event, they explained the car wreck, the transfer from one hospital in Leesville to the VA in Shreveport, the transfer from there to the Debakey Medical Center in Houston for brain surgery and then back to Shreveport for chemo and radiation.

The point they wanted to make had to do with the short amount of time that took. The wreck was June 22nd and the brain surgery was July 9th. That is lightning fast especially if you consider I was unconscious off an on for many hours the first day.

If you go back to the initial VA scandal about death lists, you might wonder how in the hell that could be true if so many Veterans here are bragging about the quality of health care we get here. I have the answer to that and here it is:

"Gruntlick lied". In case you haven't done the previous posts, Gruntlick is a particular kind of guy that has that weirdo gene pool behind him and he likes to hurt people. If you're wondering how hurting people could be true IF he lied and there were no death lists, stop a second and think about the negative press from all this.

The answer is really quite simple. There are tons of Veterans out there that have been somewhat  hesitant to go to the VA for assistance because of the negative press. There is your death list and down here, Gruntlick is the reason they don't want to come sign up. Seems to me that he is responsible and since that's true, seems to me that he should be charged with something as each of those Veterans suffer more and more.

I found out that the VA has a "whistle blower" rule. If you blow the whistle you can't get fired. That's one hell of a way to insure your job is secure. Tell a false story like the death lists and they'll never fire you.

In order to explain that more clearly, I ask those of you who read the blog to go back to my words about The League of Nations. It's my opinion that the League failed because it was not named "The League of Civilized Nations". Stop a second and try to see the speaker asking : "Mr. Hitler, what do you think about that?" Mr. Tojo, what are your thoughts about that?"

The same thing holds true for the United Nations. Why in the world they didn't name it the United Civilized Nations is beyond me. Can you picture the speaker saying: "Mr. Bin Laden, what do  you think?"

If you apply that logic to the Whistle Blower rule you might wonder where in the hell is "The Lyin' Whistle Blower Rule". Having said that, let me add that he is now under criminal investigation.

With all these things in mind, PLEASE tell all Veterans that you know to come to the VA and sign up for health care. They earned it, they deserve it and it's as good as it can get.

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Monday School and Sunday School.

I found out some stuff about Moses on Monday instead of Sunday. That's another good thing about DVRs. Unless the movie was fiction, I found out that Moses was found in a picnic basket shootin' the rapids on the Nile, somewhere around one of the Grunlick's Palaces. As it turned out, the girl that found him lived in the palace and was given permission to keep him cause he was still little, still wearin' Pampers. That's when the trouble began.

You see, when you lived in the palace you ended up getting a fine education. Moses eventually turned out to be one of those Harvard, Yale, Princeton types that could read, write and do Rithmatick. Over the long haul, this really pissed off the Gruntlicks cause they were all pretty Bonehead stupid. In any event, years after he got his diploma and decided it was time to do something with his life, he decided to move outta town and maybe use some of that education. Since he liked property development and political science, that's what he decided to get into.

He found out about The Promised Land and figured it would be better than living in Dixie Garden so he decided to move there. That wasn't a big issue but when he decided to take his constituents with him, the fecal matter hit the fan. He had to do all kinds of stuff to get them freed.

He turned the river red, redder than the Red River on the other side of Shreveport and he sent a whole bunch of bugs there, worse than Skeeta Bugs in the middle of the rainy season down here. He knew he was gonna get in a whole lot of trouble with the EPA so he fixed the river. I think he called the Orkin Man and fixed the bug situation but even that didn't work. I think he poisoned one of the Grunlick's first born kids and that seemed to do the trick.

Wayne, keep that in mind cause it will prolly come up in a test. It's important to remember that cause them Gruntlicks hold a grudge longer than people from Tennessee do.

In any event, Moses took all of them across the land and headed toward Israel, a place they called the land of milk and honey. Before they made it, Grunlick and his group got really pissed and decided to go get em. They hadn't learned they lesson so they were drowned and that was that.

When they got there, Moses was wore slap out and he died. That brought on more trouble especially when the Gruntlicks discovered that the Promised Land was better than the tents they were living in. The Israeli Defense Force were a lot better at fightin' so when the Gruntlicks showed up, they kicked their asses real good. This pissed em' off even more and a Gruntlick holds a grudge real long.

Now, after all this time and all that fightin', the Gruntlicks have adopted that Shicklgruber Maneuver more than ever. You would think that after the Moshe Dyan Maneuver, they would have learned their lessons but they haven't. My people tell me they're still mad cause a woman kicked their asses. Remember that Golda Myer woman or whatever her name was? You see, that's why the Gruntlicks don't like women. Deep down inside they know a woman can whip their asses anytime they want to. They didn't like Margret Thatcher either. They like the way Bill Clinton runs his hoes so that's why they donate all that cash to him. I'm glas we got this straight.

I have to go now but I'll have some more Monday School lessons later. Pass along the information if you want to but be sure to watch out for your donkeys or goats if you have any. Those Gruntlicks are  comin' to town sooner or later and you know how they are.

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