They Said: "Death to the 9th Roman Legion"

They said "Death to the 9th Roman Legion"
The toughest of all in the Region
But the Romans were killed
And Britannia was thrilled
As they took their vengeance that season.

Has no one studied their History?
It appears that way to me.
The dictators keep lying
The people keep dying
And it appears that's the way it will be.

There's a new one that runs North Korea
Seems he's caught the Black Gonnareah
He uses rockets as his phallic symbol
Cause his brain is as small as a thimble.

He thinks his dad was Caesar
But he was just a ole geezer
Had lots of hoes, too
Didn't know what to do
Cause his prod was as small as a tweezer.

From the Romans to North Korea
It appears that they all have diarrhea
From the mountains to the sand
They want all the land
And now it includes South Korea.

It's time to get off our ass
Cause behind every blade of grass
There are Veterans by the million
Who aren't afraid of the billion
That try to take out our class.

Now I have a plan for you
Seems a simple thing to do
If we send their ass home
They might leave us alone
But we may have much more to do.

It may require us to send rebukes
In the form of really big nukes
Turn it all into glass
Remove every ass
And go back to what we do.

America is the land of the free
And the tyrants don't want that to be
So we'll stand our ground
Kick their ass out of town
And that's just the way it must be.

We must then remove immigration
That they use as a tool for invasion
We'll send them all home
They can leave us alone
And then we'll take back our Nation.

If this never comes to pass
They'll continue killing our ass
So it may get real tuff
When we deliver our stuff
That we hold in the palm of our hand.

If this is too rough to digest
Count up the dead of our best
Let's stop messing around
Kick their ass out of town
And get on with life with the best.

God bless America.