The Waitress From Hell.

I've met the Waitress from Hell
She has a face like a dog and a head like a bell
I'll admit she has a great looking ass
But I never even thought to think about Class.
Big Brother said something I liked
When he did my curiosity spiked
He said she looked good all over the place
"Good everywhere, that is, But her face"
That's when the light bulb became very bright
Her new nickname to me, seemed so right.
Leland solved the problem of this particular case
And we now refer to her as Old Butterface.

Addressing the most recent attack on my person.

Y'all hold on for a bit and I promise to tell you a story about this recent verbal attack on my family. Apparently, my attacker hasn't done much homework on the Butler Family and what happens to those who attack us. I did some writing earlier today but decided that I need to calm down a bit more before I put it on the blog. Too much cussin' on my part. Be advised, as Dupe says: 'I didn't go to jail and I wasn't even arrested". This ain't over yet, the games are just about to begin. Congratulations to me cause I'm gonna win.